What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
Answer: You cry when you cut up an onion
http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Lawyer.htm
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
Answer: It's called, Sosumi.
http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/jklaw.html
What do male lawyers and sperm have in common?
Answer: Only one in two million do any real work!
http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/lawyerjokes.php
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Answer: Professional courtesy.
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/lawyer_jokes_2.asp
A mother and son were walking through a cemetery, and passed by a headstone inscribed "Here lies a good lawyer and an honest man." The little boy read the headstone, looked up at his mother, and asked "Mommy, why did they bury two men there?"
http://www.kinseylaw.com/JOKES/jokes.html
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